Get Off The Phone !

Song Concept:  Have you ever been driving your car, minding your own business and have someone cut you off. Or worse yet, run you out of your lane by not paying attention to where they are going because they were yacking on the cell phone? Or worse yet have you seen someone texting a message while driving? Most of us can multi-task but that is taking it to the extreme. People just don't seem to have the same focus with that silver thing stuck in their ear. We all have them but we should probably use a little better judgment about using them while driving. Please do everyone a favor when you're driving and . . . Get Off The Phone !

Lyrics

What’s that silver thing you got stuck in your ear
Why can’t you see my car I’m right over here
You cut me off Now you’re blocking my lane
I can’t believe you really got that much to say . . . 

Get Off The Phone  . . . . Get Off The Phone . . . 
Get Off The Phone . . . 

You live your life in the fast lane so you think
From my perspective its all just lip sync
You drive an M-1 tank but you’re a soccer mom
Cut out that useless chat put in your CD Rom

Get Off The Phone  . . . . Get Off The Phone . . . 
Get Off The Phone . . . 

People you got to focus there’s other stuff out here
Don’t you know your gonna irradiate your ear
Some consideration ‘cause I’m trying to get home
You're like a junkyard dog that’s simply lost his bone . 
 . . . simply lost his bone

Dude . . .in the beemer tucked behind the wheel
Conductin’ all that business . . . you can’t be for real
Corporate interdiction that simply just can’t wait
So inconsiderate . . . I just can’t relate . . . I said 

Get Off The Phone  . . . . Get Off The Phone . . . 
Get Off The Phone . . . 

Take a minute now and check your rear view mirror
Better yet hang up that thing and watch where you steer
Its really not my nature to be so very crass
But I’ll call to your attention . . . You're Actin’ Like an _ _ _

Get Off The Phone . . . 
Watch where you drive, if you want to stay alive
Get Off The Phone . . .
 If you really need to text, it get off the next exit 
Get Off The Phone . . . 
If you feel the need to yack, please get off the track
Get Off The Phone . . .    Get Off The Phone . . . 
Get Off The Phone . . .

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