Cosmic Commute

Song Concept:  So you're ready to go to work and you board your shuttle. You're traveling from the moon to Mars this morning and your trip time is approximately 22 minutes. From there you will transport at light speed to your final destination in the Andromeda Galaxy 2.5 million light years away. You are one of a few Earthers traveling on board today along with many other interesting Sentients. Your flight attendant prepares you for departure and you are off on your Cosmic Commute. Along the way you will be treated to a vista of asteroids, comets and have to steer around black hole singularities. Welcome to 23rd Century travel in space !

Lyrics

Sit back and enjoy the ride 
Where the road signs are the stars outside
23rd century mass transit in space
Evolved transportation mitigates the rat race

Supernova horizons enhancing the view
Quasars and asteroids too
Internal combustion does not compute
Its all just part of a Cosmic Commute

Martians and Earthers ride together today
Travel not confined to the Milky Way
Andromeda vistas as we rocket around
A whole new meaning to going to town 

After-burnin’ arrival can be such a blast
Sub-light a thing of the past
First class travel, it's really a hoot
It's all just part of a Cosmic Commute

Fantasy Journey through an asteroid belt
Craziest feeling that you ever felt
Black hole vortex . . . you gotta steer clear
Gravi-metrically massive singularity here

When you’re ready to transport to Venus or Mars
Locomotion by way of the stars
Light beam travel can leave you quite mute
Its all just part of a Cosmic Commute

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